Change: Moved by Spencer.Pwns Apr 1 2008, 8:34 PM EDT

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Change: Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?" Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo momma so   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3419)

Change: Check Out These Sweet Yo Mamma Jokes------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Yo Mamma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...Yo   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2795)

Change: yo momma fishing on the other side!she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.You Momma so old she invented these Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------All links to the siteBuckeyes UnlimitedFun GamesHomeCalendar Page Done By: Alex12345   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2783)

Change: the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.she drives a spandex carshe wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.her clothes come in three different sizes   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2729)

Change: she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheedher idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.she uses bacon as a band aid.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------YO MOMMA   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2386)

Change: minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.when they took her to the Beautician it   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1550)

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Change:  lisence!Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.Yo mama so short she models for trophys. Page Done By: Alex12345   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 541)